A girl that would make you cheat on your significant other. The girl tends to have big tits. Referring to Bombshell McGee.
*Jared eyes a jogger with intent*
Jared: "Tits fucking McGee!!!"
A woman who’s so flat chested her nipples are the only thing that stick out
Wow look at Jackie she’s so flat chested she’s got skin tits !
When something suck tremendously enough to the point where you need to tarnish gods gift to man
"Dude this exam is going to Sucks tits"
The alley between ones boobs. aka Cleavage
-Dude, check out that girl over there.. Sweet view of her tit alley!
-That guy should hit the gym, hes got way too much of a tit alley going on...
It’s meaning is also the same as Holy Shit, holy cow, damn it, fuck a duck, shit, fuck, etc. You can use Jesus Tits instead of any curse word. Created by Archie Sowell
Jesus Tits! That’s a nice truck!
Jesus Tits! You’re an idiot!
Jesus Tits! I stubbed my toe!
When a woman wears a hoodie/sweater so big you cannot tell if her tits are small or huge.
Hey have you seen Abby's tits.
Nah I heard she got shrodinger's tits.
I wonder what size they are.