ga: hey ba? did you hear that?
ba: yeah! i think that's a poop to the peep!
ga: oh! so like... peep to the poop!
When someone shits on the floor and then proceeds to step on it with their foot and "ride" it around the house smearing it everywhere like they were riding a scooter
Bro you finna tryna flying poop scooter this lame ass party?
To poop in a manner that is intended as an expression of a negative feeling towards another person.
"Can you believe your ex invited you to her party after she made out with your best friend?"
"It's cool, I showed up and pretended to forgive her then found the bathroom and uncorked a rowdy hate poop and didn't flush."
a chocolate muffin that spilled on a banana
me:woahhh i wish i could get a poop naner
fightclub: yeahh me too
sworn mortal enemy of the poop doodles this terribly violent group of pks will terrorize your home and dont get us started with poop knuckle trees the sub seqquent group also this group not aloud to speak agout fridges
that poop knuckle really with that life
A coping skill for those who are terrified by the sound of their poop falling into the toilet and making a slashing sound.
The Poop Bassinet is made by floating several layers of toilet paper on top of the toilet water. This creates a soft landing spot for the falling poop to be gently and most importantly, silently welcomed to the toilet water.
It’s the weirdest thing but she just can’t take a shit unless she makes a poop bassinet. She really needs professional help with her phobia.