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What’s left over in the toilet after period sex. The combination of shed uterus and semen post-intercourse.
There was a whole load of strawberries n cream in the toilet after he finished inside her....
P1: I can make N straight
P2: she’s dating J tho
P1: so?
P2: dude your a guy and she’s lesbian and she Alr found sum1
P1: whatever
J + N is a relationship that will last 4ever, no matter how much fights no matter how much yelling, these 2 will always love each other till the day they die.
After a male sticks finger in clitirous, he takes it out, takes a big whiff and then wipes the juice on the females thigh.
Oi Harls, is it true that he did a sniff n wipe.
Next time, make sure he doesnt pull a sniff n wipe!
It means you have an extreme sexual obsession with ficcional characters from the Plants Vs Zombies franchise, usually the sunflower.
"Dude, have you seen Matthew's new profile picture? He is doing the rock n' roll hand sign! I'm never letting him inside my garden ever again"
When a guy cums inside a fine girl with the intentions of getting her pregnant that way she will have to stay with him.
Dude, Adriana Lima is so fine, if I ever get to fuck then you know I'm gonna Bust N' Cuff.
person a: how was tony’s party?
person b: it was lit af. i was hootin’ ’n tootin’
nicest and most beautiful person in the world fr
no examples needed for Addison N.