Random
Source Code
Random
The phrase "To turn Over A new Leaf" means to start a new life again. If some one turns Over A new Leaf he starts a new life after recovering from a shock or after an accident or similar cases.
1. John turned over a new leaf after an abject failure in the exams.
2. Reva turned over a new leaf after she got married to Farhan.
3. to Turn over a new leaf was not at all easy for the children after the accidental death of their mother.
46👍 18👎
The act of shoving a handful of Cajun spice into your ass and having your partner ass fuck it until it burns the both of you
Man Jenna wanted a New Orleans blow hole last night and did it burn like a bitch.
18👍 5👎
To Tea Bag someone after dunking one's nuts in a toilet.
I gave Heidi the ol' New Orleans Tea Bag.
That's gross man.
Sure the hell is. What a slut.
48👍 20👎
Here's my updated version of your "Scene Kid", the old "Scene" is not how it used to be back in 2007.
New Scenester, Girl:
Might still have Scene Hair but some can have curly hair.
Can be one color or many. They don't have coontails in their hair anymore.
Dresses like an Indie kid, thinks she knows everything about fashion. <--- THIS IS MAJOR, I BELIEVED THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED WITH ALL THE ORIGINAL SCENE KIDS.
Still likes Hello Kitty.
Makeup is more improved not the simply black anymore. Wears false eyelashes.
Can have piercings, plugs, and tattoos too.
Definitely isn't childish anymore.
Uses photoshop and has the best pictures taken by her DSLR pro photography camera.
New Scenester, Guy (They still KIND OF look the same):
Still has his long choppy hair. Hair is the same, but doesn't cover one eye well it never did.
Has plugs, piercings, and tattoos.
Wears American Apparel alot.
Still wears skinny jeans and always will.
Looks like he's in a band.
V-necks are a must, might wear sandals.
Both might wear Babycakes clothing or some Drop Dead.
They both smoke and drink w/e go to shows and raves.
Myspace is dead, Stickam is wear they are at.
Their age doesn't matter but their usually 17 and older.
If your a teenager and younger and your in the new Scene well good for you.
Poser "Scene Kids", the ones who still try to look like the old Scene even if its long gone now:
Scene Hair, or a miserably attempt at it.
Thinks coontails are amazing and has to have them in her hair.
Likes Hello Kitty, Dinosaurs, Robots, thinks its cool to be childish.
Bad Grammar...
Ex.) Omgah thatz the sehxx, raddd so hxc and sxc, add meh on myspace kthxbaii.
Hot Topic whore, shops there too much and thinks its cool to spend $20 on band merch and not even usually go to their show.
Some don't even know what Stickam and American Apparel is.
Some usually wear Drop Dead and Babycakes only because they seen other kids wearing them and thinks he/she is so cool.
Looks kind of Emo.
Often labels themselves.
Has cheap pictures and bad editing on them.
Their ages range from 17 years old and younger like way younger I've seen some as old as 9 years old.
This is only the style I'm talking about. No one said that you had to like a certain type of music or personality to be Scene. If you do that then your definitely not being yourself. Lets face it the only reason the original scene kids changed was because of the poser ones who started copying them and doing the Scene wrong and failing at looking Scene.
New Verison:
tinyurl . com/ngyxv3
tinyurl . com/n3fada
tinyurl . com/msjhjy
tinyurl . com/ncmtd7
tinyurl . com/mp94nn
tinyurl . com/noywm4
tinyurl . com/nkbj2v
tinyurl . com/mv5m7j
tinyurl . com/nb54n8
tinyurl . com/ljcpys
tinyurl . com/msb463
tinyurl . com/klh9fo
tinyurl . com/l6wxc3
Old Version (Some pictures are very old):
tinyurl . com/no7agq
tinyurl . com/mwu3tm
tinyurl . com/kr52aa
tinyurl . com/n6x5og
tinyurl . com/muptxw
tinyurl . com/mtnzwe
tinyurl . com/nnc97w
tinyurl . com/nl7coj
youtube . com/watch?v=ggI4aIwGWZI
youtube . com/watch?v=qPJe7NI6tfI
youtube . com/watch?v=3kjgZw9q_K8
Posers:
youtube . com/watch?v=86fdBxKcZ90
tinyurl . com/lnkxbv
tinyurl . com/m378ek
tinyurl . com/kuejvo
tinyurl . com/ks88gq
tinyurl . com/nve9ys
tinyurl . com/ko7vl3
Scene Kid New Version: Proof up there how everything changed about the "Scene".
125👍 61👎
The act of heating an uncooked sausage in the microwave until it is thoroughly warm and then sqeezing it between your buttcheeks as another person decorates it with mustard, ketchup, relish, then eats it out.
James Christopher: hey man I got Richard to New Brunswick sausage supreme me!
Mtchell: James that is disgusting TsimFuckis wouldn't even do that shit more than once! this is the 7th time!!
12👍 3👎
Where a girl lays on her back with legs behind her head with her vag open. A guy opens her up and stuffs his balls in her (like two fallafel balls in a pita pocket) and then another guys blows his load on said balls (like tahini paste). For this to be truly kosher meal both guys must have been snipped (and have big stupid beards)
Everyone raise a glass, I'd like to thank our hosts, Bartholomew and Kitty for putting on the most splendid New York Hot Pocket we've ever seen.
26👍 9👎
A small, insignificant little shithole town on the side of Interstate 40 in New Mexico. Here you can be greeted by a wide variety of rundown hotels, gas stations, and trailer parks. The city is known as the city of "Natural Cesspools." The local populace revolves around the talentless and retarded high school football team.
The local population worships and provides frequent human sacrifices of newborn infants to their "Park Lake" (this is also to encourage tourism, without which the people would go without food for lack of fast-food-eateries). The population has found a feasible way to meet the demand of these sacrifices by turning to the female teenagers of the ancient High School to crap out babies like nobodies business.
As a side-note, most inhabitants wish to be born of African-American decent (and speak as Tyler-Perry rejects to satisfy this fantasy)
also see shit, gay, poophole, Lesbians, shiny things, anus, conceded, FOOTBALL!!!!!
If passing through New Mexico and along route 66 and you come to a sign that reads "Santa Rosa", it is advised to quickly roll up your window as to avoid filling your lungs with noxious gas (turn off your gaydar as it may explode from overloading).
Tourist one: "Look honey!.... a lake!"
Tourist two: "What's that floating there in the distance?"
Tourist one: "What is it?"
Tourist two: "I believe its..."
Tourist one: "A what dear?"
Tourist two: "Well I believe It's a stink pickle"
Tourist one: "Santa Rosa, New Mexico is so lovely"
69👍 32👎