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boloney water

my mom smells like packaged boloney juice that comes with boloney.

mom, you smell like boloney water from the packages

by stinky stink October 18, 2023


Closed Water

Kathleen

"Who's that cute blonde?"
"Oh, that's Closed Water"

by NOCKOLAS July 27, 2022


the freezing point of water

69 degrees.

What’s the freezing point of water?

69 degrees.

by Chance52 February 2, 2022


water tummy

When you drink too much water because you're high and your stomach hurts.

Man, that weed made me thirsty and I drank too much and now I have water tummy.

by Muckdawg24 January 7, 2021


og,water,,,,he

OMG GET TRICKED LOSER.
IF YOU ARE A OG,WATER,,,,HE YOU HAVE NO HOPE FOR LIFE AND ARE PROBABLY GOING TO DIE ALONE WHAT A SHARTY TARTY.

SEMOUR: HEY JACOBY YOUR NO LIT
JACOBY: WELL YOUR A OG,WATER,,,,HE

SEMOUR:*dies*~cutely~

by fcad September 13, 2021


Blue Waters

A place where hopes and dreams are crushed. Think you saw a fish? No that was bubba the hobos massive shit. Infested with aids and used condoms. Only place that benefits from this shithole is the local farm that takes the water and uses it to water their crops that taste as shitty as a cum stained sock.

Steve took me to blue waters today. I tripped over what I thought was a log, but it was really a dead hooker from 1976.

by Jtobraves March 24, 2021


Blue Water

When you mix certain things together to make yummy water.

Angel: No give me my blue water back NOW!

by Peach Galaxy February 24, 2023