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Cali cum driver

to bang a women upside down while bouncing on a trampoline in the state of California between the hours of 12 A.M. to 3 P.M. Before making man pudding, Jam penis down girls throat then climax.

A hour after Wayne woke up he gave his girl a cali cum driver in fount of his 12 year old brother.

by randomhero565 October 23, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


cum dumpster surprise

when a girl or guy's face is jizzed on by another then they stick their head in a dumpster and then in the sun so it can dry. They then peel it off their face to pick their dingleberries and eat them like tortilla and salsa

He made the tastiest cum dumpster surprise when we went over his house last night. UMMMM! YUMM!!!!!

by THE CANDYMAN emmmm April 18, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cum-Guzzling Quefe

A skin and bones gay man who is seen as the Omega in any situation.

The Cum-Guzzling Quefe stood his ground against the guy he tried to seduce.

by McD's4life April 22, 2005

4๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bulgarian Cum Cannon

When you're assfucking a girl and you decide to cum inside her but, then she farts the cum back at you and you get sprayed with it.

Woah Jeff, did you fuck that girl last night?

Yeah, but that fucker gave me a Bulgarian Cum cannon

by Thad-Jarvis March 10, 2010

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cum clog

A whore or gay guy who has been "filled" so much they have become clogged, in the throat or they have ass clogged.

"Haha look at the ass pirate work like he has a cum clog, his boyfriend really topped him off."

by Jack Meoffe November 25, 2008

1๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Maybe Shit and Cum

The ultimate insult, nothing can beat it.

Person 1: I fucked your mom

Person 2: Maybe Shit and Cum

Person 1: YO TAKE THAT SHIT BACK THAT WENT TOO FAR!

by RecordHead May 28, 2020

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cum farting gutterwhore

Any whore, woman or male, who farts cum. One assumes that they are from the gutter, and probably not looking up at the stars as they would be too busy looking for drops coming out of their pantleg onto the ground.

That Linda is such a cum farting gutterwhore. Her anus could take a two liter coke bottle with room to spare.

by jeebuschristmas April 20, 2017

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž