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1. a vegetable
2. a reaction to the alternative spelling "weiner"
3. a reaction to moe getting a prank call
Kyle: bruh, your a weiner
Bart: L I M A B E A N S
when you learn about the new dvorak layout of the keyboard and write "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" using it.
A - "Hey, do you know what ~yd. 'gcjt xpr,b urq hgmlo rk.p yd. na;f eri~ means??
B - "Ur weird bro."
A well known rapper among the east coast and southern states specifically. Hit single is about llamas, and was previously a member of the top 10 ranked iTunes artists, Buddha and the Bugs in my Sink
You're sexually aroused by a random stranger breaking into your home and practically taking advantage of you
.... consensually ofc 👀
Her: I have a B&E kink
Him: Leave your window cracked before you go to bed🤪
Him:**Climbs into her window at midnight**
Her:**Still up studying for an exam**
9-1-1 what's your emergency
He is a short guy Who probably knows how to play Basketball.
Dat kid who swiped up on Bianca’s yolo, dat kid who always cappin, dat kid who always fucking 6’2’’, dat mf who beats his wife/wives/children.
Bro Mike B seriously cappin
Mike B is tall as shit
Mike B beat his kids last night and it was soooo funny
Did you see what Mike B said on Bianca’s yolo
A disrespectful egotistical, arrogant, rude, racist, sexist, POS asshole male that can't keep even the nicest girlfriend, and he even hates kids! The worst cock sucker wanna be alpha male on the planet! Everyone fucking hates him!
Did you see the asshole guy attack that girl scout? A real fucking Mike B we got here! That POS needs to be someone's prison bitch for life!