red headed stranger

1)The act of sitting on both hands until they are numb and masturbating with one hand while you are slapping yourself in the face with the other. This act simulates being beaten like a red headed step child and getting jerked off at the same time. 2)Can also be referred as the Willie Nelson.

1)I was so sad and lonely last night i give myself a red headed stranger.
2)Since Mary broke up with me I've been giving myself Willie Nelsons for the past 2 weeks.

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Red Light Special

A term used when a man goes down south on a woman while she is on her menstrual cycle

I told that fool my aunt was in town but he said baby thats aight we can do the red light special.

I told him thats aight just don't kiss me

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Red Sox Nation

a red sox fan in bandwagoner denial.

person a: "I love the red sox!"

"Red Sox Nation baby!"

person b: "have you ever been to boston?"

person a: "no"

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Taking the Red Pill

The act of suddenly or gradually understanding the superiority of the right side of the political spectrum.
This involves truly understanding the physical and metaphysical world in a way that a person on the left side of the political spectrum would normally choose chooses to ignore.

"Hey bro, I've been taking the red pill lately, and I think I finally understand everything. Care to immerse yourself in my right wing literature?."
"Nah bro, I'd rather remain ignorant. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go beat my meat to the Communist Manifesto."

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little red airplanes

Ecstasy in the form of small red pills.

Yeah, I've got some little red airplanes in my bag of endo.

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Red, White and Blue

During sex-- The act of choking a woman (accounting for the red part), then beating her (accounting for the blue part), then dumping a huge load of cum on her (accounting for the white part) in that order.

Minkang gave sally a red, white and blue last night in bed.

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Red Eye

Much like a brown eye, you spread your buttcheeks over someone's face until they see your buttwhole, but with it being stretched to the point of turning red.

"Gave my friend a red eye the other day, now he has pink eye and made me pay for medicine."

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