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Life

The only thing keeping you from a good sleep at night

Life wont give me any sleep

by This fucking beard is weird November 16, 2021


Life

A disease you were brought into without your consent and need the ol’ M9 to cure it

No I’m not suicidal.

" I hate my life. I just want to end it all. "

by Just a Memer April 13, 2021


Life

Something I don't have.

Person 1: Hi, whatcha doin with your life?

Me: nothing

by Ok I I'm me to I'm I'm me September 28, 2017


Life

A vicious cycle of suffering between birth and death perpetuated by the uncontrollable urge to copulate and procreate without limit.

Why would I willingly bring a child into a life of suffering?

by The blorbs June 10, 2017


Life

A thing you are set up to fail.
Or think you have succeeded.

"what a fucked up life like my wife told me no blowjob. Like I hate life"

by Carrotfarm February 18, 2019


life

Something you don't have

Person 1: do u have a life
Person 42: unlike u
Everyone except P1 and P42: OHHHH

by memed42 May 13, 2019


Life

People always get the wrong idea about life. Only because they're living life in the wrong way. Life is about taking chances, never being "normal", enjoying the moments you have. There's this question, that no body knows the answer to..." What is the meaning of life?" In my opinion, I think life's about putting yourself out there. You might get anxiety, but think about it this way. When your like, 70 years old, do you wanna look back on your life and be like, "I wish I asked that person out" or, "I wish I wasn't on my phone for most of my life", "I wish I wasn't always thinking negatively, then maybe I could have lived a better life". No ones alone in this world, but the only way to change your life, is if YOU do something about it.

Person 1: "Man, I wish I did that"
Person 2: "you just gotta put yourself out there. You only get one Life, might as well live it having great adventures."

by Unknown9246 August 16, 2019