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A Chinese pheasant standing on a South Dakota hay bale, always the one that stands the tallest.
Look over there, it's King Cock looking for hens!
a male or assigned-male-at-birth person who can fuck for a long time without orgasming due to the side effects of their antidepressant/anxiety medication
We fucked for hours and he never came—he’s a true SSRI King.
When you cum and then you wipe your cum on her forehead and say “Simba”
Adam - “Dylan heard you lion kinged that girl from last night”
When you are fucking a girl doggy style and then you stick your thumb in her anal cavitty and she turns around in surprise and you pull out your thumb and wipe her shit on her forehead and say “Simba”
Yo I Lion Kinged my girl last night and I received praise.
kiki is poggers king. The ruler of universe and existence.
Who is kiki?
kiki is poggers king. The ruler of universe and existence.
A rapper who is slowly coming up but nobody knows who he is.
Here comes the Prodegy KiNg KuPa.
A chow hall at the United States Naval Academy that has terrible food. It is renowned for serving eight 3.5 inch chicken patties for a table of twelve Midshipman. It is only one of many parts of the Naval Academy that sucks at accomplishing its job, though this is not the fault of the workers, rather the person in charge of budgeting. The only quality foods you will find at this chow hall are the desserts. And you wondered why the navy was so fucking fat.
Since I ran out of money from my last $125 paycheck I've been eating at King Hall. In three weeks I've lost 30 pounds, had two cases of food poisoning and haven't been able to crap for three days, but hey, it's free.