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A gritty phrase describing a person who has an unfailing and perfect memory.
Well yes, it appears that the talented wordsmith, Dr Bunnygirl, has a mind like a fuckin’ steel trap!
variant of the phrase "That's what she said" that is more often, but not always, applied to non-sexual sounding phrases.
Person 1: That store really ripped me off.
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.
Person 1: God that strippers vagina was loose!!
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.
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sticks out like a dick on a fish something very noticeable or not hard to miss
my neighbors car is so rusty his car sticks out like a dick on a fish very noticeable not hard to be missed by everyone in the neighborhood
One who pretends to be a Nirvana fan, but the only reason they liked the band was through Smells Like Teen Spirit. Some of these people would be Miley Cyrus, Paul the Llama, and the skunk living under my house.
Person 1: "Do you like Nirvana?"
Person 2: "Yes, I love Nirvana!"
Person 1: "What song do you think is the best? TELL ME QUICK!"
Person 2: "SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT!"
Person 1: "...I hate you. Damn smells like teen spirit poser!"
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a valid excuse for a really bad mistake, can only be used once
Wife: I cant believe you had sex with those two strippers, then you had the nerve to bring them to the house and make them breakfast.
Husband: Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Wife: I bet it did, it was a bad idea and you are a ass hole for thing it was
Husband: Well, that did not cross my mind at the time. I never banged to hot bitches at the same time and two bitches at the same time is always a good idea.
Rumored to be what Bill Clinton said when asked about Monica Lewinsky during his 1999 impeachment hearing.
A description of an ugly man or woman. Meaning that their face resembles a can of shit that has been kicked about
eg: She's got a face like a kicked-in shit can
A hairy vagina that’s been used so much and is so baggy it seems to have no end.
I’m not saying she was easy but her chuff was like a wizards sleeve