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An ass crack with an expanded radius
I couldn’t put it in, he had a meat scrunchie
Similar to Schrodinger's cat, but instead of a cat it involves meat. This occurs when meat tastes undercooked and overcooked simultaneously.
Guy 1: Dude, this Big Mac got something wrong with it.
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: It tastes burnt and raw at the same time.
Guy 2: Damn bro, they gave you some Schrodinger's meat.
A kid who is always down to fuck sexy mamacitas always...
Pete Meat fucks sexy mamacitas every day.
an old lady that you would like to fuck, is very experienced with sex (is just the opposite of Young Meat)
guy 1: dude im fucking bored of regular girls, I want to fuck someone else
guy 2: why don't you go for some experienced meat? they will do the job
An old lady that has experience with sexual stuff and you would like to fuck
guy 1: man nobody wants to fuck me
guy 2: why don't you go for the experienced meat? they will do the job
guy 3: yeah man, do that, I tried it once and she didn't even have teeth. It was so good!
A line of at lead four to five middle aged men all having sex at the same time within a taboggan. Every man must synchronize their thrusts.
The other day the boys and I had a meat taboggan going.
When you get a digeridoo, and insert barbed wire down the tube. Then proceed to stick your dick in it, thrusting in and out, slicing your dick into pieces.
Jerry asked to borrow my digeridoo, I didn’t know he wanted to perform the digeridoo meat slice. Ouch!