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A phrase your grandparent might use to describe being busy with a futile, impossible, or endless task.
Cats like to cover their feces, but if they've done their business on a frozen pond, no matter how long they try to dig up something to cover it with, their paws will always slide on the ice. The joke is the mental image of a cat making the digging motion on ice for a long time.
I don't know why I keep weeding that garden. I've been busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond, but I tell you what, there's gonna be just as many dandelions tomorrow.
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DOES YOUR CAT DO FUDGEING JUMPING JACKS
DOES YOUR CAT DO FUDGEING JUMPING JACKS
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1) A sentence proliferated by people who get "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" wrong.
2) Sarcasm
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1. To put the finishing touches on something; to finalize it. -verb
2. To do a fantastic job on a hard task. -adj.
The proof looks good. We can "Cat Wrap It Up Like Gold".
My goodness! You certainly "Cat Wrapped It Up Like Gold" for him. Did he like the finished product?
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When a baby is lying on his front without any clothes.
Dad: Son, its time to wake up!
Mom: Aww, you're dressed as a kitty cat during sensory circuit.
it is a stupid example of pointless typing practice
as useful as typing "computer" a thousand times over
no matter how many times you practice, you'll never type "z" very efficiently
so give it up
try typing things that matter
... please don't fire me big boss man
... I'm sorry I lit your house on fire
... electrostatic shock is a serious concern for hackers the world over
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American holiday on July 21. Declared on a scorching hot day in Rochester, NY.
Holy crap, it's 90 degrees in Rochester today. This is officially National Do Nothing But Lay In Front Of The AC With Your Cats Day.