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A penis that is 100% filling some sort of a hole tonight, most likely a woman’s.
Darren: Dude Trixette flies into the city tonight for the weekend, you know what that means...?
Spence : Locate that Smokin’ Hot Meat Wagon homie, someone is getting put to bed wet tonight!
A derogatory euphemism for a vagina
yeah she puts A LOT of sausage in her meat cabinet
When a man’s penis gains a loss of blood circulation due to the vagina/anus being extremely tight. This causes the penis to change into a more purple/grey colour.
“My ass was so tight that it gave Jordan misery meat”
A cock so large it could break your arm
Christ! That meat swan swang around and nearly broke my arm!
A too good to be true venture, peddled by an unverified business expert that offers you 10% equity in the business in exchange for what ultimately turns out to be everything required for the said business to operate and succeed.
Oh man my wife left me when I went from 17 hour to 19 hour days working on my Vancouver Smoked Meat. Two more quarters and then we can finally list and my 10 points will show her.
This phenomenon is rarely experienced, it will only occur when partaking in coitus with a female with epilepsy and requires a clap on/off light for your room. The clapping rhythm as a result of the thrusting triggers a
seizure for the female participant resulting in a dramatical increase of the degree of stimulation to the males phallus.
"Oi Robbo how'd things end up with that biddie you took home Saturday night?"
"Mate I busted about triple the load I'm usually dumping after I turned her into a clapping meat purse."
Someone who has a LOT of sex, possibly with many different people.
Person 1: "I heard Person 3 slept with the whole football team."
Person 2: "God, she's such a meat peel."