once you go black, your never going back

Basically saying that once a woman dates and has sex to a black man, the size of his penis will make her never go back to white men.

Girl 1: I love my black boyfriend, we are gonna have sex.

Girl 2: But "once you go black, your never going back!"

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once you go black you'll never go back

A saying that is often used referring to the situation where an (often white) woman has slept with a black man.

"I had the best sex of my life with a black guy yesterday!"
- "You know what they say, once you go black you'll never go back."

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Your Dad Went To Buy Milk and Never Came Back

I am sorry but if your dad said this there is a 100.0% chance that your dad left you. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Your Dad Went To Buy Milk and never came back

My Dad Went To Buy Milk and Never Came Back! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Hol up, ima call u back.

Then the next sound you here is the Face time call sound to show your ass she/he/they/it/etc are gone. They don't give two dam shit's about you. Someone maybe walked in from leaving her for DAYS while you stood by It/him/them/her/etc

DAILY?

They aren't worth ya time, leave them/her/he/it/etc if you still can.

" Hol up, ima call u back. " Serafina said with a swift push of the hang up button.

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Once you go black, you'll never go back

Once you've experienced the soft brown skin and muscular arms
The full lips and the perfectly rythmic grind
The sexy voice and unfaltering self-assurance.
You can never go back to what you might have known before.

Once you go black, you'll never go back

Lisa: I have kissed the most handsome guy last night, I felt so protected in his arms.

Rachel: What did he look like?

Lisa: He was strong and dark and so handsome

Rachel: Oh Dear! You do know that once you go black, you'll never go back?!

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National give your boyfriend his clothes back day

On this day you give your boyfriend back all his tee shirts, hoodies, and sweat pants you’ve borrowed from him. Also it’s august 6th

Bf: Hey babe it’s august 6th you know what that means?
Gf: What happens on august 6th?
Bf: It’s “National give your boyfriend his clothes back day“
Gf: Oh wow I completely forgot

back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up

Back the Fuck Up Before You Get Smacked the Fuck Up - A Term Or Sentence used when someone has done something wrong or has fucked up. Or when they are obnoxious.

1. When You talk to much
2.When you forget to pay a pimp
3.Fucking with people.
4.What the hell is wrong with you?

Bob: Hey yo ted wheres my money Nigga?
Steve: You Better back the Fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up bob

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