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It means “Hell” as a hockey stick's shape is akin to the letter “L” so, add two “L” after H and E and it spells Hell.
You are going to h. e. double hockeysticks you sinner!
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When a girl is riding on top of a guy facing him, and shes grinding a little to hard for comfort, so the guy reaches around and sticks his thumb up her ass, Fonzie-style. Thrust your right arm out, so the girl cannot see your hand behind her, make a thumbs up, and go for it. Thus giving her both barrels. Or plugging both barrels, both will suffice.
Sheryl was slamming down on Todd's meatstick one night, riding it like one angry jockey, and we're talking really melting his latex. So Todd decided to add a little spice to Sheryls pleasure. He made the happy hitchhiker and double-barrel brian carrolled her
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The most powerful insult. If you use this against anyone they will be teleported into the 5th dimension.
O.J. Simpson: I did not kill her
Judge: yes
O.J. Simpson: ur dad double lesbian
Judge: fucking implodes
A cluster fuck of grand proportions. When everything is fucked up in a major way.
Traffic today in downtown NYC was nearly impossible to get through. Talk about a double barrel cluster fuck!
Cluster fuck clusterfuck snafu fubar shit storm
An exclamatory phrase used when more than one person comes up with the same idea, uses the same phrase, or shares the same opinion at the same time.
“We should go to the beach this weekend.”
“I was just thinking that!”
“Hey, same-brain double-think!”
Driving or walking past a restaurant or bar a second time to gauge how many douchebags are there, to decide if you go in or not.
Friend One: "We can always go back to that bar."
Friend Two: "Yea let's do a Douche-Count double check."
Friend One: "To many douchebags here lets go somewhere else."
The act of a man having a three waywith two women and fucking one girl then immediately fucking the next one in the same bed. This may or may not be a turn on for one or both girls and can often lead to rejection and leave the man un-laid.
"Man I'm so disappointed."
"What happened?"
"I tried to Double-Dip the Chicken Wing..."
"Did it work?"
"Nah.."