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h. e. double hockeysticks

It means “Hell” as a hockey stick's shape is akin to the letter “L” so, add two “L” after H and E and it spells Hell.

You are going to h. e. double hockeysticks you sinner!

by Yvan Blais August 18, 2006

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Double-Barrel Brian Carroll

When a girl is riding on top of a guy facing him, and shes grinding a little to hard for comfort, so the guy reaches around and sticks his thumb up her ass, Fonzie-style. Thrust your right arm out, so the girl cannot see your hand behind her, make a thumbs up, and go for it. Thus giving her both barrels. Or plugging both barrels, both will suffice.

Sheryl was slamming down on Todd's meatstick one night, riding it like one angry jockey, and we're talking really melting his latex. So Todd decided to add a little spice to Sheryls pleasure. He made the happy hitchhiker and double-barrel brian carrolled her

by brandnewtommy December 8, 2006

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Ur dad double lesbian

The most powerful insult. If you use this against anyone they will be teleported into the 5th dimension.

O.J. Simpson: I did not kill her
Judge: yes
O.J. Simpson: ur dad double lesbian

Judge: fucking implodes

by Ur dad gay March 9, 2018


Double barrel cluster fuck

A cluster fuck of grand proportions. When everything is fucked up in a major way.

Traffic today in downtown NYC was nearly impossible to get through. Talk about a double barrel cluster fuck!

Cluster fuck clusterfuck snafu fubar shit storm

by Halfbreed Hammer September 26, 2015


Same-Brain Double-Think

An exclamatory phrase used when more than one person comes up with the same idea, uses the same phrase, or shares the same opinion at the same time.

We should go to the beach this weekend.”
“I was just thinking that!”
“Hey, same-brain double-think!”

by Spleentastik January 21, 2023


Douche-Count double check

Driving or walking past a restaurant or bar a second time to gauge how many douchebags are there, to decide if you go in or not.

Friend One: "We can always go back to that bar."
Friend Two: "Yea let's do a Douche-Count double check."
Friend One: "To many douchebags here lets go somewhere else."

by Pretty boy Floyd June 21, 2013


Double Reverse Gold-Digger

This sexual act is performed typically by a couple using a double ended dildo inserted into both anuses. From there, they proceed to bang each other, ass to ass.

A.K.A Double Magic, Double Trouble, DRGD

"Hey Scott, are you up for a double reverse gold digger before dinner?"

"That bitch would do anything for that old guy's money; except a double reverse gold-digger."

"Did you just fart?"

"Sorry, yeah, my ass is loosey goosey today."

"Why is that?"
"Kevin and I tried the double reverse gold digger last night."
"How was it?"
"Great."

by Troiweschuck May 19, 2014