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The literal meaning refers to dangerously cold temperatures, as described in Jack London's story "To Build a Fire". In practice, it is used as slang to describe the weather on a particularly cold winter day.
It's jack london cold, man. It's gotta be below zero out there.
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Someone who is very good at doing a variety of useful things.
Justin and Sean would be the JACKS-OF-ALL-TRADES up in hurr.
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Derived by E$. To use your tounge in pleasuring the browneye.
Man, last night some bitch let me tounge jack the shitbox.
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Term coined(by my bro MMV) to describe the people who work at Apple stores. These fucking tools willl do everything in their power to NOT help you, and leave hanging out to dry. They walk around with their stupid ipod's and think they are the best thing to come along since the horseless carriage. You can get put on some list to get help , but there is no rhyme or reason to how one can get on said list. They walk past you if you need help into the back room where the gents service each others manhoods. The service needless to say eats dick just like the fucking nerds who work there, not to be critical just sayin'.
I'm dreading going to the Apple Store cause I don't wannna deal with those fucking Apple Jack-off's
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when you know someone is in mid-poop and you bust in the bathroom and push them off the toilet, then steal their toilet paper.
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A term people use to describe the act of a woman jerking off a guy and then proceeds to do one of two things:
- put the semen in her mouth (SHE WILL ONLY DO THIS FOR ATTENTION)
- stroke her vagina across the semen
(SHE WILL DO THIS FOR PREGNANCY)
Michael: Okay, babe. Let's do the, you know...
Beth: Oh, do I get to jack you off?
Michael: Yep! But mouth, not vagina I plan to leave you tomorrow not in 18 years.
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A scary bisexual creep, who writes perverse comments on young children's websites about how they are 'mighty fine'.
Who is that bisexual falp-jack? He wrote on my website how the pictures of me 'tinkle his dinkle'.
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