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I make it happen like an operations managers! make the world go round, I get it done, am the reason it works
Q: Hey Joe what you up to?
A: Nothing much, you know,I make it do what it do my nig
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what are u doing step bro is something that a step sister says when she gets stuck in a provocative position and her STEP-BRO walks in with his big Ding Dong Shling Shlong and sticks it in his step sister and the iconic line is said WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP BRO
Stepsis: oh no im stuck in the washing machine
Stepbro: Walks in with dick out and sticks it in his step sister
Stepsis: what are u doing step bro, did u at least use a condom?
Stepbro: Its fine were not related by blood so there's no chance of deformity
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Often used when someone says something that is obviously a wrong/mistake/undependable, and the person who is listening can't say anything to defend his actions.
Jack: I missed the deadline for applying to NYU, because I read the email wrong.
Sam: They gave us a one week extension for that exact reason? Why didn't you submit it.
Jack: I was just so lazy about it.
Sam: I don't know what to say Jack, I guess that's a lesson learned.
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the feeling that you get when you die in video games
WHAT DO YOU MEAN KID HOW DID I DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A nerdy way of saying "what's up?" Usually only used by nerds with at least some partial social skills. When used by a socially inept nerd, it will generally be spoken to one who wouldn't understand. This is commonly responded to with "The vast expansion of blue, or some sort of solid between it and myself"
Sheldon: "what currently has a positive verticality?"
Penny: huh?
Sheldon: I said, what currently has a positive verticality?. My god woman, can't you hear?
Penny: I meant, what did you mean by that?
Sheldon: well, since a positive value is...
Penny: Can I just say the sky?
:nerds in audience laugh:
Sheldon: Amazing, you were able to pick the right answer, though you forgot to mention the solids between it and us
Penny: Whatever, look, is Leonard home?
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I understand what you're saying
-This place sucks
- Yea Dude, I smell what you're stepping in.
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A phase used to express your realization of someone's insanity. It originated from a joke, when you ask the bar tender for the strongest drink they have, then you hear someone saying something so crazy he must be drunk, so you tell the bar tender you'll have what he's having.
Frank: I think the reason cats always land on their feet is because they can control they're own gravitational pull.
Me: I'll have what he's having.
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