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fred trump

The man who forgot to wear a condom. Real estate developer and businessman who was the father of Donald Trump–who, if you don't know for some reason, is basically the second coming of George Bush, but promising to be MUCH worse–and husband of Mary Anne Trump (née MacLeod).
Born October 11, 1905. Died June 25, 1999.

Mary Anne MacLeod: "Fred, did you forget to wear your condom?"
Fred Trump: "What condom?"

by 7568ino December 4, 2024


Trumped It

To take over something or someone.

You got a promotion your first week; you trumped it.

by Olinda Holiday October 24, 2022


dinald trump

orange peter griffin x wiener dog x yellow hair disqusting putrid old hag.

i HATE dinald trump!!!!!!!!!!!1!

by mm hm January 31, 2023

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Can't stump the Trump

When you call someone racist, biggot, nazi, commie, dumb, loser... Say that he eats children, hates humanity...

When everyone knows that you lie and right man wins.

Harry Potter knew that while Dumledoor alive, evil guys can't stump the Trump.

by Socrates Dictionares January 24, 2017


Trump-stalgia

The feeling in which a sense of nostalgia is felt, specifically for when Donald Trump was in office of the United States of America.

“Man, I really miss it when Trump was president. Everything was better.”
“Feeling some Trump-stalgia, are we?”
“What”

by The Fuckhead123 October 19, 2021


Trump is Covid-19⁺

A hoax apparently perpetrated by the president himself to confuse the electorate, and to trick the “deep state” in the hope of gaining sympathy votes—meanwhile, he will stay away from public eyes lest his fake infection might be detected.

That Trump is Covid-19⁺ might not secure him enough votes, so this is why his diehard supporters are entertaining the morbid thought that if he were to go into a comatose state and made a Boris Johnson-like comeback, the odds of his getting re-elected would then be sky-high.

by Covido October 2, 2020

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Gritty Trump

When you go camping for three days without washing your hands, and then you grab someone's pussy (could even be your own.)

I saw the dirt under my fingernails, and I realised I must have been gritty trumpin' myself while he was banging me from behind, just now.

by Pygmy84 May 15, 2020