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On November 18th everyone will change their social media profile picture to Captain B Mcrea from Disney's 2008 Wall E fiml for the whole day.
Jamal : "Its Fat N**ga Day why do you still have that anime profile picture"
Kevin: "My bad I aint realize that today was the day, alriight its changed"
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When a guy is nice to a fat (or ugly) chick who is usually ignored or unliked by other guy. The fat chick sees it as the guy liking her and is immediately infatuated with him.
Applies to other situations where someone is ignored, is given attention and then falls in love with the person giving them attention.
Bill: Hey, hows it going?
Fat chick (in head): OMG! He's speaking to me! He must like me! And he's so hot too! I love him!
Bill (in head): Shit! I shouldn't have said anything, I think she's experiencing the fat chick love effect.
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Fat cat day is a way to show off your cats fatness. So what if you over feed them sometimes be proud for it on this day.
Woah did your cat eat a cow , no I just over feed him , omg I’m so jealous I want a fat cat , well today is national fat cat day go get one
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The time in which fat kids begin to eat unhealthy snacks, such a ben & jerrys, meatballs, and snack packs. This usually occurs immediately after lunch and dinner, especially by fat kids nick-named "LOUIE".
"That dinner was really good. But I feel the need for a fat kid snack time. What can I eat now? Ooh! MEATBALLS!!"
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usually a drunk who passes out or gets kicked out of clubs.
a fat chick wing man trys to drink everyones drink at a table and drops them all, then gets kicked out
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(n.) slang of 'gastric bypass surgery' all too commonly seen now in today's headlines. Al Roker of the Today Show and former Arkansas governor and devoutly religious nut Mike Huckabee both had surgery to remove a section of their stomachs and staple the rest shut.
For people who want their quick fix without actually earning the body they want to live in for the rest of their lives.
Huckabee can walk upright again now thanks to his gastric fat-ass surgery back around 2000.
I couldn't even tell Roker had gastric fat-ass surgery, I never saw him before.
I may be overweight but there's non way i'd consider gastric fat-ass surgery, I'll work it off the old-fashioned way.
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A fat supply teacher of french extraction who was born on ivans chair(also coles special friend)
Your inlove with ivan!!! "oh ya, your inlove with... the fat french supply teacher! owned!"
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