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green card guardian

A Mexican who surprisingly got their green card and worked hard for it and people jokingly (hopefully) call them a green card guardian.

Well well well you're really a green card guardian!!

by Cuntyalishous January 8, 2024


pushing the green thread

a colloquialism used in phased array ultrasonic testing describing the act of maximizing the signal amplitude over a range of angles during calibration

Yo, did you push the green thread? Your sensitivity is whack at 60°
Took me forever to push the green thread on this notch. Sigh.
What’s the point of pushing the green thread for an ‘S’?

by mm_are_better May 22, 2024

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green sniping

1. A more specific derivative of nerd sniping, where a troll credits / refers to some content that contains incorrect environmental claims designed to to elicit a response that occupies the respondents or otherwise takes them offline.

That copium article post you posted in the collapse forum was excellent green sniping! In the two hours it took to debunk all its claims, attention had moved elsewhere and no one followed up.

by teartear January 8, 2023


green homie

Green homie is a gamer drug addict, he always forgets to plug in his headphones and sometimes even walks around in public with them and have the cord dragging behind him

Person A: Dude... I was smokin’ all day all night and i won three games of Bed Wars...
Person B: Bro, your bear foot, outside, holding a controller in your left hand, weed in the other and you look hella high.
Person A: Frick, I forgot my socks.
Person B: You’re such a green homie...

by King Purple 123 November 10, 2020


green sleeper

Eating too many Xanax and violently vomiting on your partners chest while having sex and promptly passing out on top of your partner sandwiching the vomit between your body’s

Jake got kicked out out of Ayanna’s house because he got her with the oleGreen Sleeper.

by Yellatmyassrealloud October 27, 2019


Logan green

A man with a penis the size of a thumb. A girl usually cries Logan green to a man when the poor girl cannot feel the sensation of sex as the penis is too small.

Omg Logan green. Just use your fingers that would be longer than dick thumb

by Pussydestroyerofworlds June 9, 2017


green manure

What you poop out from eating all of dat "chlorophyll rich" crap dat your parents make you choke down.

Maybe if your mom and dad let you eat lots of dark-chocolate items like cakes and candy-bars along with all of dat disgusting "health nut" veggie-food, it would make your poop a browner color and thus you wouldn't have such a problem with green manure every time you take a crap.

by QuacksO October 31, 2020