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Mom

A magical being that can apparently make your lost things appear

Me: mom the milk isn’t in the freezer.

Mom: yes it is check again

Me: still not there

Mom: that’s it I’m checking the freezer

See? Right there!

Me: h….how ho how did

Middle child: wait what is milk doing in the freezer.

Mom: your little brother is making ice cream.

Middle child: that isn’t even how people make ice cream.

by Kartoons Productions May 1, 2022


Moms

The person there for you no matter what

A mom is the best person in the world
She Is always at tour side she will love you no matter what so take a sec to think how much they do for us at the end of the day mom's will make you laugh love you they are amazing in every way

Moms, an amazing woman who is a great person that is there for you.

by Hardtruthpain June 16, 2018


Mom

Mom means someone's mum but they put mom because they're probably a gamer who likes fingers up there bum
Mom is such a literal bastard

(Boy) hey mom (Mom) yes son? (Boy) your gay
Mom means someone who likes to get there son or brother to sit on their lap just like Charlie price

by Elliot croft November 24, 2021


mom

mom is fat

ME : mom ur fattttt af

by ZiziXong the 1st May 5, 2021


mom

i miss my mom

moms are supposed to be there forever

by najaisjsiiaiza July 20, 2023


Mom

A girl that can has gave birth to a child. They are almost always fat.

I love you mom.

by iknowwords109 February 13, 2023


Mom

Now this, is something you will never get.

Dude, go ask your mom. Oh right, you don't have one.

by Lolme93 July 17, 2023