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Curing Meat

When you sweat enough that your balls get salty, drying them out and making them feel like sandpaper between your legs, similar to how meat was preserved in olden times.

I didn't shower after working out earlier, I'm curing meat like a goddamned pioneer over here!

by Alaskan cock basket June 5, 2017


meat swipe

When a mans penis swipes an individuals buttock or thigh area

You're turning me on , don't make me meat swipe you

by Meat swiper August 16, 2017


immitation crab meat

A person who is a Ho and tries to get with you but you have class so you reject their sexual offer.

After being asked if i would like to fuck this street thug i looked at him and said " i want some real dick not your immitation crab meat, " I said i wanted to go to pound town not disney land.

by CAckbloxer September 2, 2019


Meat Starburst

The act of having anal sex and after reaching orgasm cutting of your own penis

I did the Meat Starburst with Jessie last week

by Anonymous639000 February 6, 2024


Nut meat

Nut meat

Dom’s nickname is nut meat as he has a nutty meat ;)

Wow that’s a chunky nut meat u got on ya

by MOlz xox October 11, 2020


meat fantacy

better than westy r and flodis5

'how about a quick westy r or a flodis?' "naa m8 rather have a meat fantacy anyday"

by adam wkjhgf March 6, 2008


meat sprinkles

Bacon bits

I like meat sprinkles on my maple bar

PASS ME THE MEAT SPRINKLES!!!!!!!

by Lovethemeat December 6, 2017