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skyrim job

the act of licking one's finger and rubbing it along the edge of the cartilage of someone's ear. cooler than a wet willie.

I gave that bitch a skyrim job!

by Back Door Sloot April 30, 2012


Skyrim job

1: Not an actual job in Skyrim
2: The act of hanging ones ass of the bed to have it eaten.

"Man she hung her ass of the bed..it was just floating there...so I had to give her a Skyrim job"

by Captainfabulouscockandballs December 03, 2013


two bag job

Just in case one falls off

Situation where a person male or female is so ugly , two paper bags are required to cover not only the ugly persons face but your own. Hence two bag job

by Ncc74205 November 16, 2016


Pussy Job

When a man rubs his erect penis vertically between a woman's labia and across her clitoris for her pleasure.

I need a pussy job from my husband

by PJAficionado October 07, 2021


ank job

a sexual act of any kind. Could mean anything from b job to h job to tossing the salad. Used as coverup for the actual act performed, so other people listening wont know the exact job done

Hey didnt you give that kid's cousin an ank job one time?

by flaming cheet-o March 07, 2011


crypt job

Having oral sex with a dead person.

The maggots already ate her pelvis so i had to have a crypt job.

by Sam DrownTown December 14, 2008


Cider Job

when you bring a fresh ass for kenneth, chaos ensues

"Sounds sticky, Cider Job, sounds sticky"

by Goblinsanta January 06, 2021