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The source of laughter everywhere. it makes people have fun, and kids get their daily dose of laughter. its completely predictable... but oh so funny!!! : D
The boy was sad, until the mother said "Guess what chicken butt!"
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-fifty chicken nuggets available at most Mcdonalds worldwide.
-comes in a giant reusable bucket
-great for sharing
-$20.00 plus tax
After doing chores, Tom and his brother took their $20.00 earnings to McDonalds where they ordered a 50 piece chicken mcnuggets.
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shredded or chopped chicken mixed with mayo/miracle whip and often includes grapes, walnuts, apples, celery, along with many other things... as well as a variety of spices --best served on a sub roll or on wheat bread
...sadly Cousin's Subs only carries them in the summer and Subway and Jimmy John's doesn't at all. But Panera delivers a delicious sandwich!
Lovers of these delicious sandwiches pray for others to catch on to their obession.
Customer: "I'll take a chicken salad sandwich"
Cashier: "We don't carry those yet"
Customer: *sniffle* *cry* :(
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Giant nipples that take over much of a womans breast, making them ugly and irregular. Resemble the size of chicken patties.
"I hooked up with some bitch last night, i got turned off when I saw she had Chicken Patty Nipples (CPN's)"
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A white parasitic bird that supposedly originated by the sea but is now more commonly found roosting at McDonald's awaiting a discarded french fry or clamoring with its pals in a Taco Bell dumpster; a 'seagull'.
While widely regarded as harmless, these birds are known to be dangerous and attack unsuspecting fast food chain customers in large groups known as "militias".
Carla: Yeah, lemme get a #4 Biggie-sized, a #2 --fuck!
Drive Thru Boy: ...Ma'am?
Carla: Goddamn North American River Chickens just crapped all over my car!
911 Operator: Sir, what seems to be the problem?
Raould: The fucking North American River Chicken Militia just jumped my ass at the drive thru! Yeah, take the goddamn ketchup packets too you free-loading bastards!
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Usually a straight, white male who is incredibly egotistical yet for no good reason because he is very skinny and not good looking. If you call someone this name, it often means you strongly hate them or want to beat them up (because in many instances you are commenting on their weight/size). Originally used by Trippie Redd in his song "Taking a Walk".
Talking shit but he don't know shit. Chicken noodle ass nigga, man you boneless
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what black guys say when they want a girl to shake and or rub their bum on them.
black guy: "hey shorty, give me some chicken!"
girl: shakes her bum and then rubs it on black guy
black guy: "that's what i am talkin' about!"
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