December 10 is the day to grab a blonde’s ass.
Just grab ass and be like happy national grab ass day! It’s December 10!
December 10 is the day you tell your friends who your crush is. Does not matter if you got rejected on December 9.
Friend #1:Bro, Amogus is my crush.
Friend #2: haha nice
Friend #1: I got rejected on Dec 9th though
Friend#2: idc it's December 10 now, kiss me
Friend #1: no homo
December 10th is national ignore celebrity day so if you see a post by a celebrity dont like it
Omg it’s December 10 I need to go unfollow and unlike
After the grueling 20 days of November you get to decimate your dick the whole month of December, yes, even on Christmas with the fam.
Hey man, Its decimate your dick December, c'mere big boy.
Only the baddest bitchez are born on this day. Any wedding held on this day should have at least 3 nicki minaj songs and feature a crucifixion of cardi b. On this day everyone must get 6 inch nails and look like an hour glass hailing QUEEN nicki.
Have you heard of our lord and savior Nicki Minaj, as today being December 8th I think it would be right for you to learn of her.
the coolest and sexiest people are born on December 8th. also they are most likely lesbians
she was born on december 8th she’s so cool.
dude she’s a lesbian
National crush day
Tell your crush you like them it’s DECEMBER 8TH
Kate: Hi josh I like you.
Josh: Why did you tell me this?
Kate: Because it’s December 8th.
Josh: Oh ok well I like you to. Want to date?
Kate: OMG really?
Josh: YES OF COURSE!
Kate: OMG YES OF COURSE I WILL DATE YOU JOSH!