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《¤》Direct《¤》Expressiveness《¤》Near《¤》My《¤》Eyes《¤》Now《¤》
When your wife calls you with Pink Eye and you rush home to ejaculate on her eyes to soothe the burning and be her hero.
Husband: “my wife just went home early because she has Pink Eye!
Friend: “oh no, you better rush home and give her some Indiana eye drops so she feels better!”
The eyes you make when getting your picture taken and your friend says “show me your fuck me eyes”, but you had been drinking a lot and misheard so you thought they said “show me your Facebook eyes”.
Friend: Show me your “Fuck me eyes”
Person in picture: “He said show me your FB eyes…”
Eyes hurting from not seeing your girlfriend on ft or in person
to stare at something so bad and with such an interest that its hard to get your eyes off of it
Dude I can't help gauging my eyes out at that booty.
<.7.9.7.6.> Eye Opening Asaramiento<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.> Eye Opening Asaramiento<.7.9.7.6.>
Act of being so stupid that you just feel like making words
Sat was so bored when he was playing halo, that he said AW-EY-AW