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Exactly the same as a Fish Sandwich, but with mayo.
Lucy made me a fish sammich last night with extra mayo.
A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.
Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!
Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*
another term for an axolotl, as they look like penises.
your mom:yoo look its a penis fish from minecraft
you: mom, its an axolotl.
Flopity fish is the name for a ingrown fingernail.
Herath: Asaiah why you have a flopity fish
Asaiah: Help me
A fatso who has diabetes and who's mum is obese and stuck in the doorway.
Oh my gosh that kid is a really ugly Tyler gherkin fish
The day the girls can be as selffish as they want. No-one can say anything to them, because they simply do not care.
Today I have a selffish fish day, so I´m going to say home from school because I have a nail-appointment.
The act of bring any amount of money (the funnest would be a lot of change) to school or any social group and you have to wait until you make a big circle. You would throw the money down on the floor and just watch your dumb ass poor friends scramble and pile each other for it. Make sure the money is directly in the circle so everyone can crash into each other. Change is the best experience since you could throw quarter after quarter and watch people tear each other's assholes for it. Basically for the LULZ
friend 1: Hey man lets go play poor fishing
friend 2: ok, hold on let me jizz on the dollar first
friend 1: XD