A report of all carnage that took place during a game(predominantly Halo2 online). Includes kills, deaths, killing sprees...etc. This is where the you will hear the words noob and pwned approximately 17 times per sentence. You will hear from a noob exactly why they did so bad. Also this is where you will hear gamers yelling at their fellow teammates for their poor play, because now they can see exactly how bad they are. It is also a place where great players get off to their dominance of a video game( I would be lying if I said I am not one of them)
Noob: Dude I shot a guy 40 times in the face with the shotgun and he didn't die, then he killed me with a single pistol.
Me: Or you just suck, and got pwnt.
Nick: I didnt do too bad that game.
Me: After viewing the Post Game Carnage Report, I noticed I had 30 kills and 4 deaths. Yet we lost, whilst you merely had 4...and 21 deaths.
Nick: I'm getting better.
Me: Noob.
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An AVGN wannabe, that's actually quite good. Unlike AVGN, he reviews good games.
Happy Video Game Nerd loves to drink wine!
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Things that people use who cannot communicate to pass the time with another. Seriously Backgammon and Bourbon?
Sara knew the night was beat when her date suggested going to Frank's Place because it had bar bored/board games.
When a fighting game releases and is super popular, having videos and discussions made about it constantly, but dies 3 months later.
DNF Duel has Seasonal Fighting Game Syndrome, because hardly anyone plays it anymore.
A phrase that is frequently used in Lincoln Park, GA
It's means stop playing, Stop the non-sense.
"Man we're supposed to be at the mall, but you wanna stay at home, C'mon wit da games!!!"
The disease in which a white person tries VERY hard to act like a black racial stereotype. Symptoms can include, avoiding making white friends, saying "Nigga" unironically, trying to speak in a deeper voice, and calling his fellow white people "crackers". This disease affects many children around America, and sadly there is no cure for this deadly disease. Prior to this Urban Dictionary article you are reading now, I could not find a name for this disease. So I named it the "Double J Gaming syndrome" For obvious reasons I do not need to explain.
"Yo man that kid has Double J Gaming Syndrome he's trying so hard to be black!"
The day is May 1st, boot up your flash emulator and start playing. I recommend bluemaxima's flashpoint for this day.
Billy: Oh boy, time for some awesome run 2 action!
Dad : Son, it's not the time. Wait- *Flashbacks*
Dad: It's true.. today is Play Flash Games Day.. I've been waiting for this day for eternity..