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The act of masturbating while standing up.
There was a period of time in my life where I could only jerk off while standing in front of a mirror. Thus I coined the term "stand job".
A sexual act where the girls hands are at the bottom of the dick ,and the guy grabs her head and pushes it down on his dick repeatedly making her gag.
Dude my girlfriend gave me a T-Rex job last night.
O job is when a nurse washes your balls for you because you are too disable to do so for yourself.
Nurse #1: give that old guy a scrub down there when you're cleaning him
Nurse #2: you mean an O job
When your girl feels on your pubes like they are noodles in spaghetti.
DJ: Ayo Matt how was last night with Tasha?
Matt: It could have been better, she only gave me a Spaghetti Hand Job.
When it is spring and you are too lazy to wash your car and you car gets a yellow film on it and it stays.
Dude One: Dude!!! It's Spring! You know what that means?
Dude Two: Yea......A pollen paint job.
relating to the work done or the people working in a nonskilled or nonprofessional environment, which can be easily acquired by immigrants with no education. The word insinuates micro-aggression, however, when you are confronted by people who ask what exactly are black jobs, you just answer 'anybody has a job' to avoid awkwardness.
"What exactly are black jobs?!" the black journalist asked.
"Anybody has a job," Trump replied.
relating to the work done or the people working in a nonskilled or nonprofessional environment, which can be easily overtaken by immigrants. The word insinuates micro-aggression, however, when you are confronted by people who ask what exactly are black jobs, you just answer 'anybody has a job' to avoid awkwardness.
"What exactly are black jobs?!" the black journalist asked.
"Anybody has a job" Trump replied.