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Nerdy die hard fans/bloggers on the social media platform Mastodon. They will vehemently defend their overcomplicated echo chamber platform by pointing out how 'easy' it is to use with 27 paragraphs of instructions on finding the appropriate decentralized server. They will then be willing to commit Seppuku to prove their point with a masto post of the act including a content warning for food because there is a plate of spaghetti in the background next to their can of Mt. Dew Code red and dakimakura pillow on the bed.
When the Masto Bro saw a random Bluesky post about Mastodon, he went into a 27 post tirade on how it's better than every other platform.
A political streamer (often a former gaming streamer) who claims to be radical but their beliefs can be soft neo-liberal and socially regressive. Machismo is a common trait for polit-bros.
I just watched a polit-bro lecture a woman on the feminist virtues of man-spreading. He said that Lenin was a man-spreader.
To run slowly and blissfully with a group of male friends.
After me and my bros were done bro-ing out, we ran in bro-motion to Abercrombie.
Slow down man, kick it into bro-mo!
The biggest indicator that someone is gay.
Person 1: Aye bro, didn't you kiss Tyler at that party?
Person 2: What?! No! Im not gay bro.
Person 1: Come on man, just come out the closet already.
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When you get a lot of bros in one place. While many people may seek to avoid this many bros, others will head straight into the maelstrom of flat-caps, khakis and Topsiders.
"Yo girl, It's St. Patricks Day and there are a sweat of bros in that bar." "Well I was going to pledge for that frat but I realized there was already a sweat of bros in there. Perhaps I will try knitting club."
The code that bros have among each other
Bro think about the bro code
It’s supposed to be a pejorative similar to “gym rat” or “gear head” where the person is considered too engrossed in the “hobby” of theology to have a healthy perspective.
Those theo bros don’t respect my feelings about Jesus because they worry too much about hermeneutics.