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This day is National Ignore All Fun Sized People Day. If a person is shorter than your shoulders then you must ignore them. If a person is 5’3” or shorter than everyone must automatically ignore them. To ignore them you must stare straight over them as if they are simply too short to even notice.
On November 2 every short person will seem to disappear from the face of the earth.
The short friend gets bullied.
Tall friend: It’s November 2nd!
Short friend: Runs*
National joint a cult day! You and your family and friends have to join a cult!
“Hey mom, did you hear today was November 2?”
The day that you grab your brothers do as many times as you can.
But if their name starts with E don't do it.
sister: Hey lil bro
Brother: Hey big sis grab my dick
Sister:oh yeah it's November 2
The day of the Janojek
Bro you free on November 2nd
National Lonely day, Your a lonely piece of shit.
November 2, Look at that lonely piece of shit over there
People born on November 2nd are the most nicest, sweetest, and loyal person you’ll ever meet. They can be a little bit shy but once you know them you’ll see how fun they are one heck of a party. They also love playing sports, gaming, and anything you might think they might’ve done. They also love to eat a lot. Did I forget they believe in god and Jesus. You should really keep them in your life.
November 2nd people are the best