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When you date a girl for 3 days and then get dumped.
3 days Is when kid dated a girl for three days then got dumped .
A guy i totally ship with every girl i wanna fuck him so bad
rocky marcel nelson 3 is so hot he should fuck everyone
I heart my gf means that you love your gf
me: I heart D <3
you: I heart D <3 also
When you put chocolate fudge on your dick and peanut butter on your balls to have your girl suck the fudge off while your dog licks the peanut butter off your balls. Then for the 3rd course you put whipped cream on your ass hole for an assouffle.
My friends asked me why my girlfriend looked bloated last night. So I told them that I gave her the 3 course dessert before bed.
When British Prime Minister Boris announces another bloody lockdown
“Why the fuck has Boris done a lockdown #3??!?!” - Literally everyone in England now
When someone suggests having 3 drinks and it turns into a 3 day bender
Coco: Hey, wanna come over for 3 drinks?
Charlotte: Absolutely!
3 days later
The bender strikes again