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The amount of shitting and cumming that has been done up to that point in the day.
Can we get a shit-cum count? - Alex
2-1 - Tony
4-0 - Alfred
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The art of making pictures and or words out of semen that has been ejaculated on a level surface.
"Dude, I just made some really fancy cum stain poetry on my wall"
"Wow pretty cool, send me a picture"
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A group of preferably 2 males and 2 females get together at 12:00 AM sharp and have speed sex to be the first one to cum. The first male to reach that point gets to give the other a fat and steamy load of jizz right across the other males upper lip.
Me and the ole lady beat Matt and his girl in the Canadian cum stash last night.
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A tissue after a guy wipes the cum off his dick after jerking off.
I came so hard, all my tissues were cum covered tissues😂
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A cum king is a man or woman who demonstrates the ability to cum and be cummed on more than the average person according to a study by the University of California.
Hello, are you a cum king (queen)?
Yes. I am a cum king because I have cummed and been cummed on fairly frequently in my lifetime.
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The best song ever
The viper goes through your vagina and makes you cum
Boys at school: “girls are so mature and lame”
Us: “Viper Vagina Cum! Viper Vagina Cum!”
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slang for a lil' bitch.
I was talking to this Cum Fuck Slut Jessie the other day....man he's a cum fuck slut.
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