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National punch your tall friend day 😊!! On this day you can go punch your tallest friend
Girl1: *punch* Girl2: What was that for?!! Girl1:it's December 8th Girl2: Oh.
National hit your small friend day! On December 8 you can slap your best friend
Girl 1:Slaps* Girl 2:"what was THAT FOR???!" Girl 1:Its December 8th!! Girl 2:Oh yeah..
Fine line (13th december) is the best album anyone has ever realised
Where girls can’t touch/rub them selfs like NNN but for girls
Yo Sarah guess what!
What do you want Dave?
It’s No rub December!
On this day, the most intelligent and handsome people are born. You can still be handsome or intelligent if you aren't born on 2 december though ;)
"Wow, he is so handsome and smart, he must be born on 2 december!"
Official "poke your friend in the kidneys" day
Mark: *walking by*
Ted: *pokes Mark in the kidneys*
M: Ow dude, what the hell was that!
T: Relax, today's 8th of December!
M: Oh, yeah, my bad g.
a terrible era... where everything bad happens but yet it's still the happiest year ever
Person 1: Hey remember the December era?
Person 2: I remember...that year was so fucked up yet it was the best year I've ever had...