While taking a rowboat through the southern marshes of Lake Champlain, bend a mud cricket over the bow of the boat and fuck her while snorting maple syrup off her back. The goal is to shoot as many muskrats as possible before nutting
Man, I took the ol' lady on a Green Mountain Swamp Hunt yesterday. Ethan Allen would be so proud
Game warden … aka game warden , bush pimp , squirrel cop , deer detective etc
Opening morning of duck season , got to my spot 2 1/2 hrs early , got my decoys in & settled in the blind , 10 min before shooting light Mr green jeans comes stumbling in to check my license & ruined my fucking hunt ..
weed, marijuana, ganja, kush, pot, grass
Not the devil's lettuce.
After harvasting god's green from the field, they made a mega joint that was so big, it got god high.
A jawn : my name ..... duh
A jawn: duh not my last name tho cuz folks be playin to much
Folk: I'm not that green ( I'm not that petty )
A neuropsychologist with such bad handwriting that when people see their signature they think they are a Himalayan mountain climber.
This is great neuropsych data, but who the hell is Sherpa Green? Did you climb Mount Everest to get this data?
When he loves the color green it means he the biggest hoe in Houston Texas drop him girl <3.
Malik loves the color green because he’s a hoe.
When he loves the color green it means he the biggest hoe in Houston Texas drop him girl <3.
Malik loves the color green because he’s a hoe.