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Sounds like my first time

An even more versatile version of "That's what she said". Used to draw attention to a non-sexual phrase that could be interpreted sexually. Can be used by both males and females to refer to a variety of situations.

"Man, I don't think it'll fit in there."
"Sounds like my first time."

"I was so sweaty aftwerwards."
"Sounds like my first time!"

"How am I supposed to put this thing on?"
"SOUNDS LIKE MY FIRST TIME!"

"So then my mom came in and spanked me."
"Sounds like my first ti- Oh."

by Pandos February 12, 2013

38πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


How d'ya like dem apples?

A good phrase for rubbing salt in to the wound. To add insult to injury.

(James has just won Guess Who 5-0)

James: how d'ya like dem apples?

by morgangills November 12, 2004

112πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


National Dress Like a Slut Day

synonyms: Halloween, All Hallow's Eve. An American holiday celebrated on October 31 for which women, particularly of the college-going age, dress like sluts by wearing themed costumes.
See "slutty Halloween costume formula."

My girlfriend bought a great French maid costume for National Dress Like a Slut Day; mini-skirt, fuck-me pumps, and fishnet stockings.

by Ronny teh Pir8 October 12, 2008

61πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


You Look like a Dirty Poptart

This is one of the Famous song's by Vuxvux It's an Insult that goes with a Rap.

Rapper: "You look like a Dirty Poptart, You look like you eat Farts. From the Finish back to the start I tear this whole rap game apart."

by Lost Key October 17, 2018

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


bang like a dunny door in a cyclone

Meaning a girl will fuck really hard. The β€œdunny” is Australian slang for a toilet/bathroom and historically these were outside of the house. The cyclone is the Southern Hemisphere’s version of a hurricane.

I reckon Paris Hilton would bang like a dunny door in a cyclone as fuck knows she has had enough practice mate!

by Displaced Aussie October 4, 2019


I like ya cut g

A nice and friendly way of telling you friends you like their haircut!

β€œHey jimmy did you go to the barber?”
β€œYeah man I went today”
β€œOoh I like ya cut g” *SLAP*

by Swagboy69420 November 13, 2020

177πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


I like your cut G

The thing you say to your G when he gets a new haircut.

Often followed by a good ass slap to the guy with the haircut.

And tacobell.mp3

Me: I like your cut G
*slaps the back of my Gs head*
*tacobell.mp3 plays*
Ma G: *incoherent screaming*

by Malaysian kid September 18, 2020

173πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž