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Simp stands for squirrels in my pants
Candice: There’s squirrels in my pants
Random guy: that means your a simp
Oliver-"I will make you a 6hr Fortnite map my dearest Tixy because I am a simp !"
Tixy-" Oh how lovely."
Oliver"Thats not the only thing i will make you and you'll see in 9 months."
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Friends ur a simp!
Me: don’t tell me things I already know |dramatic eye roll~
Someone who says that their bf/gf is their best friend
“Dude, stop buying her stuff you’re being a simp.”
Originally a term for the "nice guy best friend." A guy who likes a girl and is always with her, but he is not her boyfriend. Rather than getting kisses and sex, a simp has to settle for hugs. In other words, a guy who gets stuck in the "friend-zone"
Is Chris sleeping with that girl? Naw, he's just her simp.
Is Chris ever going to get laid? Naw, he's just simp on Twitch E-girls and pays for their Onlyfan accounts.
Simp stands for simple minded/simpleton. Someone who's so simple minded and dumb they're easily played by societies bs and falls into all the racial/dividing/categorical ass thinking/shallow/trendy non sense. Can never think for themselves/hive minded/echo chambers, etc etc.
Stay simpin defining ppl by inaccurate colors, dividing and being of such a simple minded character you generalize everything like a simp/simpleton would.