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The act of getting your meat retwisted
Yooo I just got a Meat Twist yesterday
A meat ball is when someone eats a meat ball with a fork and the meat ball runs away
From your plate.
kid: lets eat my meat ball with a fork!!
kid: my meat ball.......
When you are playing a sport where you wear cleats such as soccer or football and somebody steps on your dick.
Person 1: Did Conner just cleat your meat?
Person 2: Yes, I looked at my dick and it was bleeding, I think it's scarred!
Person 1: That's it I'm gonna kick his ass.
When you put a handful of ball bearings into your girls vagina before you pound it like a retard on bath salts
Last night I decided to try the old Tallahassee meat grinder. It sounded like a good idea but now my dick is purple and I can hardly walk.
Penis: The most insane sexual penis a woman has ever had...!
roommate:1. damn bro i didnt perform last night.!
roommate:2. haha bro my girl went crazy for the CRAZY MEAT LAST NIGHT
When two dudes chow down on another dudes nipples.
"Nah, they aren't hungry. They were with Sean earlier eating his meat nibbles."
When a couple engage in sexual activity, the female's vagina is so small that the male struggles to fit his penis into it. This will result in the penis being suffocated inside of the female and therefore start to throb, resorting to immediate ejaculation.
My bitch gave me the German Meat Grinder the other night, my cock is killing me!