double back door conversation

When you find your self cornered in a conversation where somebody is trying to either trap you into loaning money, shoes or asking you out, you might want to create a double back door conversation leaving yourself two ways out.

'Damn if Angie didn't try to {FUDfix up date} me but I conjured up a double back door conversation on the spot sprinkling it with so many maybe's and yah that might work's that i think i am out of the woods..........can you drive me home???? LIKE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

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Upper Decker Double Blumpkin

The act of sitting on the top part of a toilet and shitting while getting head by the girl who is strattling towards you on the bottom seat while also taking a dump at the same time.

The raunchiest act of the famous "blumpkin" to the next extreme calling it the Upper Decker Double Blumpkin.

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double dick down

Noun:
A threesome with two guys:
BBG- boy boy girl

"She want that double dick down real quick"

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Double dime and fries

Shorthand for a 20 piece chicken McNugget and a medium fry, usually ordered after 10 PM, and occasionally drunk

Cashier: Welcome to McDonald's can I take your order?

Me: double dime and fries, my good dude

Cashier: ...one of those days, huh?

Me: ... yeah...

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double tap fap

A consecutive masturbation and ejaculation following an initial masturbation ejaculation. Often caused by extreme arousal not completely satisfied by one orgasm.

"Jack was sexting a girl who really got him torqued. He fapped once but it wasn't enough. Jack initiated a double tap fap to finish the job"

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Denny's Double Whammy

Same as a double whammy, only it happens in a Denny's Bathroom

"my grand slam tasted terrible, now my friend and i are gonna denny's double whammy their ass"

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D double T

D double T aka DTT stands for Down to Train. Which a male could say to a person of the same or opposite sex. It would be used to tell how a guy or girl is ok with having multiple sex partners in one night, not at the same time but one after another. Therefor he or she is down to train, as to run a train through her or him.

Guy 1:''damn dude, check that chick out she's so hot!''
Guy 2:''and she is so all over every guy at this party''
Guy 1:''she is totally D double T man! Lets get a line going!!''

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