shut the front door before i slam you out the back

“a very funny and cool way to tell someone to watch their back” - by sophie

shut the front door before i slam you out the back

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back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up

When you say something wrong, stupid, or threatening, and get threatened.

Jeff: yo girl is ugly asf
Ethan: better back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up g

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Understood Sebastian we are checking now, we’ll get back to you

The act of saying that you will do something but never do it due the fact you could not give two shits about the person you are talking to.

Sebastian: Ok guys should we move to plan B now
Race engineer: understood Sebastian we are checking now, we’ll get back to you

my neck my back lick my pussy and my crack

A song mo fuckers

What you listening to?

'My neck my back lick my pussy and my crack'

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I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door

A dirty way of saying surprise butt-sex.

1.Waffles: Hey Dwarfo, I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door. If you don't answer, I'm gonna bang bang!

Dwarfo: Yeep! I hope it isn't too surprise!

2. What rapists say to little kids when they are gonna butt-rape them.

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hoodie back slide against stage race

Putting a hoodie on and sliding on your back using your feet to propel you accross a stage. Race to see who can slide across the fastest!

Hillary: I'm bored.
Kymmie: Well, Let's have a hoodie back slide against stage race!

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