Parent of God

A religious but gender-neutral way of expressing "Mother/Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.

Parent of God! What the fuck did you just say to me?

Parent of God, what happened to you?

Parent of God, do not speak to me in that way!

god of hell

HELLA ODISION......

Ïm the godess of hell (ruler of hell)-hella

i beg your pardon-loki

god of hell

God Dramnit

Pun. Expression, exclamation.

A complimentary utterance used by scotch drinkers to convey their feelings toward their taste of whisky.

See also: dram damn

Paul: How do you like that Isley?
Peter: God dramnit that’s some good whisky.

If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me

A line said by soldier from Team Fortress 2 when he dominated an enemy

Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*

Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!

Serving God

Your God is a psychopathic narcissist that you've literally been abused into worshipping. If you want to serve a psychopathic narcissist you know where to find me.

Hym "If that's what you consider 'Serving God' not only are you not actually doing that to me but you're offering conditional help to unconditionally affected people."

A test from god

When you shit so hard it leaves you exhausted

" i just got a test from god ... I guess i passed"

god-awful shitty feeling of dread in my heart

the feeling when you feel like you have nothing left. everything is dying, falling apart, and you can do fucking nothing with it. the void. the rage. the dread when you know nothing can be fixed.
also, a funky lyric from a mother mother song. i love the song, its relatable

theres a god-awful shitty feeling of dread in my heart

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