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Flop Job

When rearranging pillows to relocate spectacles after a 3am reading jag

“Chris, why are the pillows in the middle of the bed?” “Cassie, It was a flop job”

by 30bones February 14, 2024


Tet Job

When 2 or more men get together one is stationary and they use the other mans testicles to wrap around their dick as a pocket pussy.

"Jimmy gave me the finest Tet Job last night, we even invited Sam over to participate."

by tetjob March 21, 2020


two bag job

Just in case one falls off

Situation where a person male or female is so ugly , two paper bags are required to cover not only the ugly persons face but your own. Hence two bag job

by Ncc74205 November 16, 2016


Pussy Job

When a man rubs his erect penis vertically between a woman's labia and across her clitoris for her pleasure.

I need a pussy job from my husband

by PJAficionado October 7, 2021


ank job

a sexual act of any kind. Could mean anything from b job to h job to tossing the salad. Used as coverup for the actual act performed, so other people listening wont know the exact job done

Hey didnt you give that kid's cousin an ank job one time?

by flaming cheet-o March 7, 2011


crypt job

Having oral sex with a dead person.

The maggots already ate her pelvis so i had to have a crypt job.

by Sam DrownTown December 14, 2008


Cider Job

when you bring a fresh ass for kenneth, chaos ensues

"Sounds sticky, Cider Job, sounds sticky"

by Goblinsanta January 6, 2021