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I made a card from someone historic and i called it blue man needs to poop its the best thing ever made to mankind
Person 1: I made a card of *insert historic person*
Person 2: blue man needs to poop
An exceedingly uncomfortable and inconsistent bowel movement following a night of binge eating. It's often felt well before reaching the restroom, as the unplanned load had a combination of foods that ruined your guts.
Oh damn... I ate way to much grease last night on my binge. This morning I had a poop-nado ready to greet me.
The action to jerk off and poop at the same time, can be use to be said discreetly at a friend or relative who like to do the same
Me:Hey *friend* what did you do this weekend?
Friend: Oh I poop off all the weekend :)
Me: oh nice, I wish I could’ve been there :(
Friend: it’s ok we can always do it together next time^^!
Poop that has attached itself to your boots and then fell off in the house somewhere. Sometimes a mystery where it came from.
There’s poop on the living room floor. I’ll bet it’s boot-poop.
To poop someone's pants means to beat them up.
We're gonna poop someone's pants tonight!
A red cooler with poop in it. Found by Brewer in the wild Okeechobee music festival camp grounds.
Hey man, check out this cooler. Oh what there’s poop in there lol
*this poop cooler is gonna make a good skrim tree offering*