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One of the world's greatest pirate who will somebody be king of the pirates was born on this day
Monkey D. Luffy: Rayleigh!
Marines: wait!
Pirates: no way!
Rayleigh: I came here to check on you but you seem to be all right or power sure has improved.
Monkey D. Luffy: Rayleigh! L'll do it. I'm going to become the king of the pirates!
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Referring to "Pineapple Express" letting the "monkey out of the bottle" is in the same terms as letting "the cat out of the bag"..like the "secrets out"..
1: "well i guess the monkey is out of the bottle then?"
2: "What? what does that even mean?"
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A word where you and a friend get very bored and jump in the pool and start throwing a beachball around screaming profanities. This word causes all people to lose their train of thought.
Mom: You have bad grades and I think you-
Ted: Monkey Fuck.
Mom: what the hell was I saying?
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The brazilian monkey twist is (despite its name) an ancient aztecian maneuver. It is when you place a mans dick in to a stone wall and cement it in place. You then pick up the man and slowly spin him counter clock wise. This was the most efficient form of torture during that era.
I was studying the ancient brazilian monkey twist and tried it out for myself!
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An imaginary term used to describe how a procrastinator avoid doing important tasks.
Often it is though of as whenever the rational decision maker wants to make a good choice like doing homework the monkey takes the wheel and makes the person procrastinate
Joe:hey don't you have a really important project due?
Henry:yea well my instant gratification monkey wants me to look through India through google earth!
Joe:well don't blame me I you end up flipping burgers for a living!
When you're giving it to a girl from behind, and you're about to erupt you're baby yogurt, you pull out and spin around and unload your baby cannon into her mouth and face fuck her, leaving a surprised expression on her face, looking like an Egyptian howler monkey howling into the moonlight.
After Ian gave Gaby the Egyptian Howler Monkey, Jaymond came in and touch her G-Spot. She was never the same...
People overthink At a simple argument, that drive people insane
People like smudboy act like overthink Monkey brain. Said a guy on youtube