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Possibly one of the coolest and best looking guys alive. Massive penis and huge balls. If you know a James Miller you’re so lucky. If you don’t than your probably an annoying leach he wants nothing to do with.
Wow is that James Miller? I have a boner now he looks so good.
Tobias James is a traitor from the book series ‘Atlantis: Lost World’. Just don’t talk to him. It’s not worth it.
Tobias James is r/I’m14andthisisdeep.
The system (mockingly)
James Harden: I am not a system player. I am the system!
The greatest shooting guard without a doubt in the 2010’s and Modern Day Era. He’s definitely the 3rd best shooting guard behind Jordan and Kobe. He single handedly carried the Houston Rockets for a whole decade, never missed the playoffs. He won sixth man of the year starting his career as a bench player and turned into a MVP in 2018. People say he doesn’t play defense but he’s definitely not a defensive liability. He’s a clutch scorer and shooter. Nobody was beating that Prime Houston Rockets besides the Golden State Warriors but Harden was able to bring the rockets to the western conference finals multiple times and bringing the Kevin Durant warriors to 7 games, If CP3 doesn’t get injured they probably beat the Cavs in the Finals that year. He won 3 scoring titles and was a 2 time assist leader. Was a 10x Allstar which he should have like 13 allstar appearances. He made the 75th Anniversary team no doubt about it. Had 6 all nba 1st teams but should’ve had 8. He was robbed of MVP 3 times and is undoubtedly the most Hated NBA Superstar because of how great he was. All your favorite teams couldn’t guard James Harden. He reshaped the way kids play the game with his Stepback 3. He’s now 2nd all time for 3pt makes and it’s ALL FROM STEPBACK 3’s!! Averaging 30+ for 5 years straight. When he retires his Jersey will be retired by the Houston Rockets and he’ll be a Hall of Famer. and 2k Please update his All time Rockets Overall to a 98. He really was that Good.
Hey dad, Describe james harden for me?
Dad: James Harden is the G.O.A.T
A person who can sing very good, especially gospel songs. James Cleveland was a famed gospel singer who started his career as a soprano at Pilgrim Baptist Church. In 1970 he founded his own church cornerstone institutional Baptist church, which has dwindled up to almost 1000 members until his death on February 9, 1991 at the age of 59 in Culver City due to heart failure.
You hear that? There go James Cleveland over there. He can sing.
A kill in CSGO that is not actually a one tap, but James Smith would still call it one.
James: *Empties full magazine on an enemy*
James: One Tap!!!
Hugo: That's a James Smith One-Tap right there
An amazing person, with a kind heart. Makes a great husband!
Great in bed!
Girl: You see that James Godwin over there.
Girl 2: Yea
Girl: He would make me a great husband! Too bad he is already taken.
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