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Description of someone extremely slow to pick things up.
Jim's been losing at three-card monty for 3 hours now - damn he's got a learning curve like a spirit level!
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An Australian term for a woman with a very unattractive face.
Ian- "Hey check out Helen, she has an amazing body"
Kevin- "Yeah but she has a face like a half sucked mango"
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The result of having an incredibly hot curry the night before.
Waking up with an arse like a fresh bullet wound
If you were watching America's Talent and heard Simon Cowell say this and you were puzzled, this is something he says sometimes to screw with the performer/performers and scare them, and he is technically telling the truth because he did not simply like the performance, he LOVED it.
Simon Cowell: I didn't like it. I... LOVED it.
To masturbate vigorously. Show no mercy.
She was so hot - I can't wait to go home and beat it like it owes me money.
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a possible answer to a "how are you" type question, or a remark about somethings coolness
Stan-"You OK", JIMMY-"no need to worry about me, im cool like a fool in a swimming pool"
Stan- "whose that dude", JIMMY-"IDK, but hes cool like a fool in a swimming pool"
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The act of urinating so forcefully that anyone in earshot is convinced you have a hatred of toilets/urinals.
I held it for so long that when I finally went, the guy next to me said "you were pissing like you hate porcelain."
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