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When someone’s left a turd in the toilet
You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper
“Hey guys what did you do during lockdown?”
“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”
Official pronoun for the mysterious Satoshi Nakamoto the inventor of Bitcoin who could be male, female or a group of people including both genders.
“He went by the name Satoshi Nakamoto, but nobody knows who he is.”
“So if nobody knows, Satoshi could be a she, or even a they!”
“Fine, nobody knows who t/s/he/y is… don’t be so woke”
Putting your fingers in a V like shape and gently and very slowly putting the nipple in between the V then just pinch and pull the thirty ever so softly.
I saw my Ex in the hallway today and gave her a T- Sweeper
T Viper is a big snake who does grime. Sly.
Person 1: Oh wow is that T Viper!
Person 2: No, that's a cobra.
It seems like a great deal when you look at it, but when you actually get it, it's absolute crap.
This food is like T-Mobile Wifi!
Northern slang for putting on the trusty old wank sock.
Billy was tired of pulling birds in't pub, so he stayed in and put 't sock on.