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A phrase said by someone (commonly a female) that indicates comparison of your behavior with past partners.
Shorty: “Youre so sweet! Youre the first guy to treat me right”
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Whos been treating you?
when you hit a homeless person with your car and hes still alive
Fred Kill the fuck out of that Homeless Guy now or we are gonna be in jail!
when you run over a homeless man and he's still alive
"Fred Kill the fuck out of that Homeless Guy" "ok i guess were gonna be criminals today"
Eddie Munson.
This guy. 😚👌MWAH!
Sebastian Stan.
Steve Harrington.
RDJ
Chris Hemsworth
Timothee Chalamalabingbong
“Hey! Look at that fit guy over there.”
“Eddie Munson’s a fit guy.”
When three girls decide to have an intimate relationship with two guys it's pretty much two guy best friends dream accomplishment
Damn Zach and Cody got it going with Sarah, Hannah and victoria that's three girls two guys
An italian man with a tiny tiny tiny tiny microscopic penis, no im sorry, pinky
omg kate, i went to look at his gui-toe and i couldnt find it it was soooo fucking small dude
A man who does not want to be the provider but wants to be provided for. He wants a women who will go out and work and make a 6 figure check while he stays at home comfortably and cleans, cooks, and takes care of the kids.
Boy I ain’t workin no more I’m in my soft guy era I’ll let my girl take care of the bills